Sponsor Me

Want to help make me the most sponsored man in the world? Great. Here's everything you need to know.

The smaller the sponsorship, the better.

I know that sounds backwards. But the whole point of this project is the count, not the total dollar amount — the more sponsors, the more attention, the more I can give back. A $10 sponsorship from you counts exactly as much as a $1,000 one from a big brand. Seriously, don't overthink this.

What Counts as a Sponsorship?

Basically anything. Some ideas:

• Products — clothes, gear, food, tech, whatever you make or sell
• Cash — even a little helps with gas, food, or the next dumb idea
• Experiences — a round of golf, a night somewhere cool, event tickets
• Services — whatever your business does, I'll take it

How Much?

There's no minimum. Past sponsorships have ranged from a couple Aeropresses ($90) to a truckload of sunflower seeds and cash ($1,440) — see the full list here. Whatever feels right for you is right.

What You Get

• A spot on my Sponsors page, linked to your site
• A shoutout on social when it happens
• 10% of the sponsorship value goes straight to the DSO Fund — money for weird, wonderful ideas that wouldn't otherwise exist
• My eternal, slightly unhinged gratitude